just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present