So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.