I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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