PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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