So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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