Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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I just want nice things and good sex
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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