I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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