It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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