i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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