North Korea, Best Korea!
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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