HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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