either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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