How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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