nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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