My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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