Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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