I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize