Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize