I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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