Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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