fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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