Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
