the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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