Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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