I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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