i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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