My Higher Power is John Stamos
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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