Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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