Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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