SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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