I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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