I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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