at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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