new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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