Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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