last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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