there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize