Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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