you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
