I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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