yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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