you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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