This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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