Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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