i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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