You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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