Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.