Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
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Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed