is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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