i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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