I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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