just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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